quinta-feira, 15 de maio de 2008

Login In wowcrack

As some people are getting errors login in wowcrack, im writing this howto:

Browse to your WoW/WTF folder

There should be a file called "Config". Open it in notepad.

Find the line where it says SET realmName.

After it should be a realm name between quotes, change it to "WoWcrack (Blizz High-Rate)".

Save the file and close it.

Now youre good to go.

NOTE: You must do this with WoW closed.

Reply here if it worked please.

terça-feira, 28 de agosto de 2007

Momyyyy!! I wanna be rich!!!

And your mother would answer:
There are many ways my son! Choose one wich better fits you and be happy!

For instance, you could:

Kill cats and dogs
Those animals tend to be a pain in the ass for people who want to sleep.
So, you just need to buy a rifle, or even 2 metters of rubber strap in the nearest pharmacy and build up a slingshooter, and start your crusade to exterminate the barbarian and faithless beasts of your neighborhood. Then, just show the dead animals in front of your house and make your neighbors pay for the peace.
And if, unfortunately, one of the slain beasts was a pet of one your neighbors, shoot him too! So he will learn to not have animals who keep making people stay awake.

Kill famous people
With the same rifle you could kill famous actors, naked sexy models of the Playboy magazine, baseball players, drug dealers, etcetera. Then just sell parts of theyr bodies on e-bay for high prices. Just imagine the announce:
George W Bush's brain! Only US$ 1,99! You can season an entire corn field for only $1,99! Are you going to lose this offer!?
You for sure would become rich!

Search for blue tongued albino lhamas
If you manage to find one, you can consider yourself the richest man in the world. And then, to become more rich, you could make money with lectures and telling your experiences through the Andes looking for the lhama.

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This text is an adaption of the brazilian piaeslavo.blogspot.com blog.
Sorry for any english mistakes. I dont speak english at all...